Stay off the stove
You're drunk or high

1 in 4 house fires start in the kitchen, and 50% of all fatal house fires involve alcohol or drugs. So this is a cookbook for all of those at-home chefs under the influence.

A buffet of recipes that don’t require an oven or stovetop, helping satiate the late night cravings without burning the house down. If you’re cooked, stay off the stove.